Does anyone have a moodtheme of Edward/Jacob from Twilight or Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner? Thank you very much!

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Hobo: Can you spare some change? Selfish fucking morons! Can you spare some change? Selfish fucking morons! Can you spare some change? I love you.

--Broadway & 9th St

Hobo to everyone on train: Stand clear the closing doors, ladies and gentlemen. Please watch the gap between the train and the platform. Walk over it, not in it. Your safety is my number one priority because: without you, I don't eat.

--4 Train

Crazy hobo to man: I don't want your change. I want that! (points to man's crotch)

--F Train

Hobo: Can you spare me 600,000 dollars?

--Broadway & 97th St

Overheard by: Martijn H

Drunk hobo to restaurant owner: Oh, man, I've missed you! You haven't cursed me out in forever!

--Restaurant, Ave A & 7th St

Overheard by: Tigertail

Thirst (Bakjwi) is the best goddamned vampire movie I've seen since Let The Right One In.

It's dark. It's monstrous. It's reflective. It's pulp. It's funny. It's bloody. It's violent. It deals with actual human emotions and conflicts. It's a genre film that explores and expands upon the limits of the genre without devolving into masturbatory references. It's a fucked-up love story between a person who is fucked-up through no real fault of his own and another who is just a truly fucked-up fuckup. It makes its characters deal with the consequences of their actions.

Brilliant.

I am looking for a road kamelot moodtheme.
Or any of the characters from D.Gray man.

Typically, I'm just fine with Disney merchandise. It's usually cute and clever and etc. But these Vinylmation collectibles - little Mickeys with wrap-around designs by various urban artists, sometimes leave me wondering who thought this was a good idea. Some of these designs are a serious reach into the odd and baffling.



( Some more odd designs )

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British tourist to misbehaving child: Do you want a smacked bottom now or the other thing when we get home?

--Central Park

Overheard by: birdw0rks

Mom to kid playing on shopping cart: You'd better stop that, or you're going to fall and crack your head, and I'm going to laugh, cuz I told you so.

--Grocery Store

Father to four-year-old son: Watch out, these people are trying to kill us.

--36th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: benny

Guy to son who is hesitant about seat in theater: If I had been this choosy with your mom, you wouldn't be here!

--Park Slope, Brooklyn

Mother to daughter: I don't want to hear about your hunger pangs right now. Now turn around and look at the sea lions.

--Central Park Zoo

Overheard by: kathcom

( 'Please? Don't worry, puppy tongues aren't rough like a cat's are!' )

ETA: Just noticed the blur effect on the puppy tail. Looks like there was a whole lot of wagging going on!

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Soulful black man: Well, think about this. A white man lived in Graceland, a black man lived in Neverland. (nods knowingly)

--Downtown A Train

Overheard by: Bearsian

Gallery director to intern: So after he was arrested we sent a letter to Henry Gates asking him for money, you know, since we are a multicultural organization.

--Lower East Side Art Gallery

Latina to Latino: Latinos and black people can't be racist. That's, like, just white people.

--Red Hook, Brooklyn

White hobo: When I see a black nigger together with a white nigger, that just confuses the hell outta me.

--Houston & Clinton

Woman: She likes black dogs because she's black, and I like white dogs because I'm white.

--Upper West Side

Overheard by: Yehuda

How do Leftovers work?



No, we all know they heal 6.25% HP per turn. But realistically, how do they work?

I think of two possibilities:

1. The "Leftovers" apple represents literal "leftovers", as in food left over from whenever the Trainer previously fed the pokemon (assuming they feed their pokemon, lol). It might not be an actual apple, but whatever scraps of food they have. Eating the snack during battle helps them recover. Though, this doesn't explain why you need a specific item (other than just food) for your pokemon to be able to eat during battle..

2. "Leftovers" is a literal apple core. It is somehow ~magical~ and it infinitely recovers no matter how many times a pokemon uses it (takes a bite out of it). Though it never recovers into a full apple, it's is always just an apple core, and makes you wish it was a full, delicious apple when it is only a chewed-on, half-rotten core. :v

..#2 isn't very realistic at all i guess... >_> What ideas do you have?

Have leftovers ever been depicted in the manga (or anime even)? I haven't read the entire thing.

I'm wondering because I want to draw my in-game team, and was thinking about how to depict Leftovers. Should I draw a mere apple core? Or could they be other random scraps of food, like a chicken bone (..or Torchic bone)? Buuut I wonder about these kinds of things anyway, how things in fantasy worlds could work realistically.

My latest fanart is getting... seasonal? Enjoy...
Also, it's Filipino-themed too.

Title: Mga Parol na Nakasabit sa Katabi ng Bahay Kubo (Parols Hanging at the Side of the Nipa Hut)
Fandom: Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald Versions
Tools: Paint Tool SAI + Photoshop CS3

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Man in cowboy hat, looking at large crowd surrounding a Jew for Jesus: Man, I can't compete with religion, all I got are card tricks! This sucks!

--Union Square

Overheard by: SilentRaver

Guy on cell: Why, is it because it's the blacks? (pause) Oh, I get it. It's the Baptists.

--Cosi, 13th & Broadway

Overheard by: Heather

Crazy creepster, going up to Catholic girls and screaming: Catholic schoolgirls rule!

--R Train

Overheard by: Amanduh

Tall, 40-something guy on cell: I don't know... I don't think I can go drunk to church.

--53rd St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Midtown Schmidtown

Woman: My husband is pissed because I skipped church for this shit!

--Medieval Festival, Ft. Tryon Park

Hey all, I've been lurking for a while and thought it was high time I contributed. Sorry if its a little lame, but oh well.

I recently got a menstrual cup, and my period started last night. When I have my period i get pretty epic poops. I'd been holding one in all afternoon as I had a friend round, and the moment she left I knew I had to be on the toilet right then... so i go there as fast as I could. Now, I've been removing my cup every time I have a BM. However, I knew this wasnt going to give me the time. I didnt want to shoot it into the toilet, not with what i knew was going to be in there soon. So I put my hand down and tried to hold my cup in while I did my thing.

Only thing was, I needed to pee. badly. So with all that stuff going on down there, I'm sure you can guess what happened. Yup, peed all over my hand. at least I didn't drop my cup into the crap-infested waters of peril below.

Also, I recently had a massive sinus/throat/ear infection. every day for a week in a row I pulled nearly solid lumps of mucous out my nose. They felt like giving birth to oversized slugs outta my nose. It was wierd and time consuming trying not to break them, but strangely satisfying at the same time. I wish now I had pictures of my slug family.


hope this satisfies for my first post here :D

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Woman stopping passersby: Do you know the Chinese restaurant on either 8th or 9th? (points at buildings on 14th Street)

--14th St & b/w 7th & 8th Ave

Girl to another: What is jizz?

--NYU Freshman Dorm

Overheard by: Betty Noir

Man in all seriousness to restaurant server holding two plates of food: Do you guys serve food here?

--Las Ramblas Tapas Restaurant

Woman on cell: Do you think they have batteries in the Dominican Republic, or should I buy some?

--Gateway Center, Brooklyn

Overheard by: DominicanEnergizer

Tourist woman: Excuse me, do I go Uptown or Downtown?

--Delancey St

Overheard by: TR

Bewildered girl in Persian class: Does Iran have lightning?

--NYU

( My roomate is moving. He's been moving for two weeks. I didn't know he had this much stuff, and I can't remember what the floors look like. )My biggest peeve is that he keeps talking to me about how awesome it all is, and hasn't noticed once that it kind of sucks for me, in a big way.

I just had to vent a bit, thanks!

Blank from verily_yours

Title: Cornered
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings or Characters: Gold/Silver
Warnings: boy humping
Word Count: 745
Summary: Silver finds Gold at the radio tower, and does not seem to care for his new outfit.

TMI wisdom tooth stories? Infections and abscesses and nastiness? I'm getting all four of mine out Thursday morning. Do you think they'll let me keep the teeth? That would be rad.