I went to pretty much the greatest concert of my life last night.

Val got us tickets to go see Richard Cheese. He was around in April but because of Hot L, I couldn't make the show and I was totally devastated, but he decided to come back to NYC. So bonus!

We went into the city early so we could both audition for the Box. Val did awesome (shut up, Val), and I think I did okay... they wanted to me to go sans pasties but fuck that shit.

We then went to Williamsburg and walked around til we found a place called Pop's where we ate dinner. It was pretty friggin good. And then... it was on with the show...

( Get down with the sickness. )

Most awesome concert experience ever. :D :D :D

So it's the 4th of July. BBQs... booze... fireworks... good times overall are expected. But now? Sitting on my couch while Jon plays Left 4 Dead.


We went to my friend Steve's house. I haven't seen Steve since I ran into him @ the Stirling Diner accidentally about 3 years ago. I recently got back in touch my my old friend Andrew, so it was cool going over there to see the old gang. I was the DD, so Jon got to drink and meet my friends. Jon also fixed Steve's family computer, which was random as hell but good. I was kind of bored though. I wasn't drinking and literally everyone there was. And I was afraid to sit on the porch with Andrew, Jamie, and the other Andrew because I didn't want to get eaten alive by bugs. I played Beer Pong (egh) and Jon drank my share, and we won because I was kicking ass for once. We left soon after, and Jon bought me White Castle. It was very much what my tummy needed. :3

We got home and completely passed out the second we hit the bed. On the way home I was completely exhausted and Jon was trying to keep me awake. So he told me a scary story. Yeah, I know, really stupid right? I kept telling him (as he was telling the story) "Jon this isn't working. This is so dumb. Wtf are you doing?" then as the "finale" of it, he screamed... which scared the shit out of me. Leading me to jump out of my skin. And it startled me so bad it felt like there was an electric shock in my arms and ankles. Wtf is that about??

It's almost noon and I can tell it's a beautiful day already. I was invited to a bunch of parties, but I'm probably going to the one with Jon... Andrew and Steve and Jamie and Ryan all want us to at least stop by today before going up to Jon's but that's a huge pain in the ass since they are on opposite ends of 78. I'd like to hang @ Steve's since I'd know more people there, but I want to be with Jon on the 4th. As long as I'm drunk and having a good time, I don't care.

Speaking of drunk, I can't get too shitty... because tomorrow I have to drive 2 hours to Millville to do Dr. Sketchy's. I would really like Jon to come so I could possibly have him drive home. It's only an hour from AC but I have too many things to do Monday, and he has work Monday. Next week will be all kinds of crazy. 4 Hunnie rehearsals, seeing Richard Cheese with Val...

Chris has a show coming up he wants me to perform in... but I'm not crazy about the theme of "Cheating/Breakups".. kind of a downer. I have to let him know by Monday if I'm doing it. Is anyone else on here doing it? He said I could do something silly/fun but... cheating/breaking up is not a silly/fun subject last time I checked... I don't know. Maybe. I don't have much happening this month aside from Hunnie stuff on the 14th and 26th (which is also Serena's birthday so I'm hauling her with me so I can buy her drinks <3)

That's about it, I suppose?

BEACH!

The Hangover. I pretty much loved it. :D


Next on the list: the new Depp movie.. told Mom I'd take her out for a night on the town to see it.

I'll do bullet points.

Saturday

-Went to dad's girlfriend's daughter's graduation party... excruciatingly boring. Jon and I hung out with my dad mostly.

-Left "party" went to Angie's to get my hair done.

-Switch was awesome.

-Went back to Angie's where we drank and I apparently hallucinated (wtf?)

Sunday

-Woke up had another drink (I didn't really want to...but I did anyway)

-Diner

-Rented Zombie Strippers which I loved.

-Tried to nap but no one would let me... which led to me being incredibly angry/cranky and wanting to go home.

-Val, Jimmy, and Nick came over for True Blood.

Monday

-Beach with Leah all day! Very fun times! Wristband day! Warm weather! Beautiful sunshine!

-Poolhall with Jon

Tuesday

-Worked.

-Either Meadowlands Fair or Califon Carnival with Jon. Or maybe nothing at all. Playing it by ear.

In case you missed it...

• 22:27 so mad no new True Blood til the 12th... #
• 23:29 my condolences go out to @youngbillymays. I am so sorry for your loss. #
• 00:13 @FewdioPaul I am glad you enjoyed it! #
• 12:43 Off to the shore! #
• 15:04 The beach is so nice. #
• 17:02 Science! #
• 21:40 On my way to Jon's after an awesome day @ the beach! #

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• 23:29 Yeah... So tonight is something else. #
• 10:54 Morning world. Woke up drunk. Then had a screwdriver with Angie. Now to the diner! #
• 13:44 WHAT THE FUCK? BILLY MAYS TOO?! #
• 16:52 Hungry... Angie's still drunk and has to be in rehearsal in one hour... #

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• 11:28 @FewdioPaul I have a Silk Spectre burlesque act. bit.ly/J25em #
• 12:55 I love when @MsCherryDelight calls me on the phone. :) #
• 12:56 wait hold up I meant @MissCherryDelight #
• 12:56 One more time @Cherry_Delight #
• 16:23 Boys sitting at one table. Girls sitting at the other. I'm sitting with the grown ups. What a party. #
• 20:32 Off to Switch for the White Elephant show! #

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• 09:16 Watching Meet the Spartans with Jon's sister. This movie is so bad I want to cry. #
• 12:34 I am having the worst problems trying to get my hair styled for Silk Spectre tomorrow. Ugh. #
• 14:26 Most stressful day at work ever. #
• 14:55 Doin up my beastly eyebrows. Then home to pack #
• 18:10 Doom storm! #
• 18:36 Stuck in traffic getting to the tunnel. Oh god. #
• 21:37 Just went on. It's hot as hell backstage. @juuhachi and @mscherrydelight are here! #

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• 22:31 i vom'd... no good. #
• 08:37 This picture is cracking me up: www.flickr.com/photos/hereandnowphoto/3646806595/ #
• 11:49 If i had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinners. But of course we would we'd just eat more! #
• 17:51 RIP Michael... #
• 18:45 Michael Jackson is dead... now he can REALLY do Thriller... Too soon? #
• 19:09 Meatloaf for dinner... Nom. #

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I had a performance at 2:30am. We didn't leave the venue til 4 and because of all the traffic didn't get home til 7:30.

Oh, and this is cracking me up:

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• 08:19 i love waking up at 7am to a uti. Yes. Of course I do. #
• 10:48 @smashley211 I don't know. All I know is that it wasn't as horrible as the one that put me in the hospital last November. So that's a plus. #
• 12:01 I feel like this right now: bit.ly/HKvPk #
• 20:40 fuck yes. twitpic.com/8bi4t #

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Because I lol'd when I saw it.

Today started out awful. I woke up at 7am at Jon's house, two hours before the alarm went off to go to work... to a fab uti. I haven't had one in awhile so wtf? I got dressed and went home, and my mom took me to the ER. My doctor's office hours are late in the day, and my doctor always makes us wait hours to see him. So off we went. I got medication. We were on our way. On the way home, we saw a bunch of Seeing Eye Dogs (Oh, Morristown...) and we both started talking about how much we both missed Princess and having a dog around the house. My mom admitted that she kind of wants another dog... so we might look into it! :D

I got home and relaxed. Jon's working @ the bbq. My dad needs the help and Jon needs the money. So that's a good thing. I started thinking about this coming Friday and how nervous about it I am... what if my act isn't as big and flashy as the rest of them? What if my costume isn't glittery enough? I tried to take a nap and I got a fabulous idea... I'm revamping my costuming for Sickness (original, not zombie). I found my old Candystripper costume, and I'm going to glitter up some red and white undies. It's gonna be cute... I hope.

So Ellory is going to pick me up and take me to Bridgewater, which is cool. Cuz i don't need much. I have most of what I need. So yay!

Oh god baby lions and tigers... well kitties in general. Holyshitsocute.

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• 22:33 lookin at pokemon... drinking... chillin with an old friend... life is good. #
• 15:15 Work was ridiculous. About to see the Hangover! #

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• 22:03 SO MAD AT TRUE BLOOD'S CLIFFHANGER. Is it next Sunday yet?! #
• 23:06 @smashley211 I'm watching it again now... is there blood in my hair? #
• 23:35 what does it mean when someone's picture is tinted green? There are a few of them on my "following" list like that... #
• 09:22 dad woke me up expecting me to drop everything to help him deliver food today... #
• 20:41 i hate when people say they have to tell me something important then are vague and make me wait an hour to hear the news... #

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Oh, mister Burton... How I love you.